Monday, May 21, 2007


Did a little spring cleaning of my messy desk. Here's a 'The Things They Carried'-esque list of all the things cluttering my work area.

computer
empty bowl
glass of water
empty diet dr pepper can and empty diet coke can
box of kleenex
USA Today section from December listing people who died in 2006
small screw
pamphlet for Engineers Without Borders
an invitation to Mary's one woman show last December
Pockets menu from that one time I went there with Shane
yellow notebook paper with words, "Arnie's Keys For Sarah" written in giant letters
unopened 'Night of the Comet' DVD
an old Rolling Stone magazine
unopened extra Men of Mortuaries calendar
Jellyvision benefits folder
copy of the Performer Agreement for Kyle's in a Coma.
empty Amazon box
mysterious key
huge stack of old printouts, most of them for projects that are already long finished or ended
three crayons
tape dispenser
phone
weird little keychain Allard brought back from Thailand
empty Best Buy bag
Microsoft Office Word 2003 box
Microsoft Office Standard 2007
three pens, a highlighter and a sharpie
an unopened Idaho Spud candy bar given to me (months ago) by a client from Idaho
instructions on how to play a Nose Flute
headphones
four notebooks full of scribbled notes
Langley School Music Project CD
16 reference books
various confusing old Post-It notes (one simply reads, "forethought")


Comments:
Wow, reading that was EXACTLY like reading "The Things They Carried"! I could almost smell the napalm and burning flesh... and Hecky's farts.
 
So, there's officially no one going to Pockets. That's too bad.
 
I'm fairly certain the list will answer any questions you have about the mysterious key.
 
I say you put the "mysterious key" on the "weird little keychain Allard brought back from Thailand" and see what happens...
 
not to take away from the mystery... but I have to wonder how closely the mysterious key resembles the key for the old Jellyvision lock.
 
nose flute! yes!!!
 
I'm clearly laying the groundwork for A Year In Pictures Of Dimensional Travel. Or... wait... no... you're right Chris. I think the key is for the old Jellyvision locks.
 
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