Friday, May 04, 2007


The Jellyvision softball team (part of it anyway), right before heading out to play their first game last night, against a team called G-Unit.

As Steve-o (shown here in the middle) wrote in an office-wide e-mail, "Jellyvision has a long and storied history as one of the worst softball teams known to co-ed recreational-level summer-league softball. Spanning certainly seven or eight seasons, it is believed that Jellyvision has actually won only one game, and it is disputed as to whether or not that game was won by forfeit of the opposing team."

When I came into the office today, I asked how the game went.

Allard: We're not terrible!
Henry: We tied. Then we played an extra inning and lost.
Allard: But that's as close to winning as you can get and still lose, right?
Henry: They scored six runs in the extra inning.


Comments:
You should've sicced "Evan the Zombie" on the other team. From the looks of the photo, it looks like he could've at least eaten the entire infields' brains.
 
And you should probably stop letting Poland's monitor play short stop.
 
Holy crap. Okay. I'm getting a haircut.
 
You don't need a haircut... just score some pupils.
 
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