Thursday, February 08, 2007


Flying to Boston for the weekend. I'm tall, so it's uncomfortable to fly.

I'm not sure exactly how they decide who gets to sit in the exit row. I'd always thought it was usually tall people, but I noticed that this isn't necessarily the case. In fact, most of the people in the exit rows during this flight were short men, and old men. Basically just people who know to ask for it.

"The exit row," I heard one of them say to another. "A lot of people would kill for these seats."

The tiny businessman sitting next to me had a kind of I-fly-a-lot-and-I've-got-it-down-to-my-own-asshole-science vibe about him. He was pretending to already be asleep while I was still boarding, and only half moved his little legs to let me through to my seat, making sure to keeps his arms planted on both armrests as if to say, "I'm so groggy, it wouldn't even occur to me to relinquish any of this space, but it's not my fault because I'm pretty much asleep, right?" Despite having plenty of leg room in front of him, he splayed his legs out, so one of his knees was halfway into my limited leg space.

I stared at the emergency door latch, and contemplated pulling it open, sucking us out into the sky over Indiana. They probably shouldn't let me sit in the exit row.


Comments:
All you have to do is when you check in, just ask if they have any seats left in the Exit Row. Or if you have an E-ticket, just do it at the gate. When I ask, I get it more often than not.

If I were as tall as you, I would do it all the time.
 
I'm surprised the Bush Administration did not have you arrested for taking a picture of the emergency door latch. Or maybe you were arrested and are having trouble updating your blog from Gitmo.
 
i have thought that so many times when i was in my long distance relationship. in fact, so many times that eventually once i asked the stewardess what there was to keep me from doing that in mid air.

not only did she not know, she didn't care enough to assign me a new seat.

and i'm brown.
 
You can't open the emergency exit at altitude. The design of the door won't let you. I'm sure if it did, there would be a lot of incidences of passengers getting up and opening them in mid-flight, throwing annoying children out.
 
The people around me seemed unsettled and nervous when I took this picture.
 
Arnie,

the reason it's old men in the exit row is because those are primo seats that the airlines generally hold off for their frequent flier people. Those old men are probably traveling salesmen whose only upside for having a near constant absence of regular human contact is 2 extra inches of legspace. They inherently recognize the inequity of this situation, and consequently, they are assholes.

Also, I travel alot for work, am therefore a united frequent flight and consequently, am also one of those assholes in the exit row when I fly.

Send me an email at giannicutri at the yahoo.com and I'll forward you that article.
 
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