Friday, September 01, 2006


Maloney: Ever since I got laid off, Young has been trying to think of different kinds of jobs I should get.
Me: You should be Young's agent.
Maloney: Oo, yes!
Young: Why would you want a job that would pay you nothing?
Maloney: But I could boss you around.
Young: Actually, if you were my agent you would be working for me, not the other way around.
Maloney: No, I'd tell you what to do and you'd have to do it.
Young: Oh great.
Maloney: For starters, you should be wearing your seatbelt.
Young: You're fired.


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